After serving your family and extended family Christmas Ham for dinner, and you betrothe to them Christmas Ham to-go...and then they take it home, throw it in the freezer in its gallon zip-lock baggie, and serve it back to you at Easter Dinner 105 days later completely flaunting social norms and conventions for all sacred meals.
Something about this ham tastes funny...let me go check the kitchen for the bone/trimmings...wheres the rest of it?! (...looks in the trash for them...)...is that a ziplock baggie? Son of a b*itch...I just got served the Eastmas Ham!
by Professor Crabs April 12, 2023
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Get the east coast glitter mug.Your typical anti-west eastern European basement dweller that hates everything west yet still wants all the benefits of NATO/EU
Eastard: I HATE THE WEST!!!!!
Person: So you don't approve of the financial backing of the west?
Eastard: Well, I still want it just I don't like the west
Person: So you don't approve of the financial backing of the west?
Eastard: Well, I still want it just I don't like the west
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Get the Eastard mug.Also referred to as “The Slums of East Lordship.” This phrase refers to a geographic area of the greater Stratford Township known as Lordship. The fools who live here work to to destroy Lordship by supporting horrible ideas, such as food trucks and drunken, obnoxious behavior from Little Pub in the name of a good time. They do not care the destruction and desecration of others’ property, because they themselves live like pigs, in the SLUMS of EAST LORDSHIP. The region is located East of Stratford Road while traveling Southbound. According to locals, the telephone pole on the corners of Stratford Rd. and Ivy Street serves as the marker. Some individuals on Ivy Street and other adjacent streets have not lost their minds and tend to identify with West “Lordshipians.”
Those people who wanted these food trucks don’t even live here; they are from the East Lordship Slums.
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