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Donkey Squasage

An abnormally large penis, typically referenced in the gay community as someone who has a penis that is to big to engage in homosexual intercourse with.
Person A:Omg did you see that dude Bryan came in with. What a lucky man.
Person B: Naw dude he bailed, that guy has a donkey squasage.

Person A: OH man! Yeah hard pass.
by Rickpatty11b September 30, 2025
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Donkey Konged

The term “getting Donkey Konged” means to let a larger animal fuck you up the ass until it has a massive cum shot, that most of the time kills the person.
Yo dude did hear about the guy who got DONKEY KONGED on the news?
by your favorite nick gurr April 25, 2025
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Swamp donkey

A very tall lanky ugly guy, usually spends his time drinking twisted teas on the weekend with the boys and thinks it’s cool when it is not. Can also be found playing fortnite solos on his days off
Hey swamp donkey how’s it goin today
by The man17 June 11, 2018
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Donkey sounds

When you here sounds of a donkey it means that someone or more are having pleasure and you should leave them alone and not disturb them
Little Jonny heard donkey sounds from his parents bedroom when he was finding his small ball
by Jonny's lying April 27, 2025
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Emotional Support Donkey

A person being strung along by their ex for emotional support while their ex hooks up with other people all while they're hoping for another chance!
Hey look at Jerry. Poor guy. His ex is using him as an emotional support donkey while she gets it on with Carl.
by The Late Brew April 25, 2020
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Donkey Fucker

All Amherst rugby players… why they fuck donkeys??? Who knows… but they do, I swear (fucking weirdos)
There is no better feeling than skinning a donkey fucker.
by Bigpoopy6968 April 25, 2022
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Ogre donkey

by She nene October 6, 2016
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