Nazy Cookie-Muncher

Ehm-ay-zuh-eeng girl with a personality to match.
Likes to knock over jars of coffee beans in perfume stores.
Befriends people who fall out of cars.
Likes her veggies.
Is a superhero girl.
And a knight in shining armor.

"It's a bird. It's a broomstick. No. It's Nazy Cookie-Muncher!"
"Isn't that so Nazy Cookie-Muncher?"
"Got Nazy Cookie-Muncher?"

by Heidi Cupcake-Eater February 24, 2008

Cookie Duster

The craveing of sweets while on drugs

Burnie was very high on Saturday and all he needed to feel satisfied was a cupcake which made him a Cookie Duster

by TeamBleach August 13, 2015

National Cookie run day

On October 29 it’s National Cookie run day Where are you Simp for your favorite cookie run character all day

“Hey did you know that it’s national cookie run day”

“Yeah I simp for licorice cookie”

by Poke09 October 19, 2021

chocolate chip cookie-mouth

A perverse sexual act beginning with anal intercourse. Eventually, the man ejaculates into his partner's asshole, then proceeds to suck the shitty cum out of that partner's ass. Then, with a mouth full of fecal matter and semen, the man makes out with his partner, sharing and smearing the bodily fluids in an enthusiastic fashion.

After Bobby gave Jim a chocolate chip cookie-mouth, they both had to go brush their teeth. Twice.

by DLW December 20, 2006

Double Stuffed Oreo Cookie

Two black men that fuck two white women at the same time while the white women have sex with each other two.

Jamal and William had a double stuffed oreo cookie last night. Jenna and Extasy took all 11 inches while eating each other out!

by wrong way joe March 16, 2008

"Get Your Cookies Wet"

A statement implying one to immerse him/herself fully in an activity. To go all out or waste every inch of your soul in an effort to win or succeed. Relates to the term "Go Big or Go Home" in the sense that one should just do it and not dick around while deciding whether they should do it or not.

Jon: I don't really feel like hookin up with HER again, I 'm just not in the mood...

Malc: Don't be a puss, f***** "get your cookies wet".

Random Kid:(sitting on the bench thinking) I sure hope coach doesn't put me in for the PK shootout in the State Final game..

Me: What a bitch, you won't even "get your cookies wet"...faggot

by the1_andonly Millz January 15, 2009

that's the way the cookie crumbles

1) Phrase. Refering to standard procedure or shit happening.

2) never into your mouth

2) Feminazi: where's your dick going?


Skinny geek: where the cookie does not go, I don't go. wtf?


Feminazi: that's right, feminists don't give head.

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004