Couch

The best thing you could sit on

“ Aw man! I really need to sit on the couch, bro!”

by DoggyDiggy April 24, 2022

Couch

The most comfy thing you could buy.

“This couch is so comfy!!”

by DoggyDiggy April 24, 2022

Caught a game for a recruit

During sex when you are in bland old missionary, and your Charlie horse or hamstring starts cramping badly enough that you lose your erection. You are officially too old for this partner.

“How’d it go with Julie? Dem tiddies are LEGIT!”
-“oh man, I caught a game for a recruit and had to stop. I’m officially too old for hot chicks now!”

by Fungordon May 15, 2022

Couchie

A man's ass, a dudes asshole. Often used in a sexual manner by other men.

Origin: Baltimore

"Dawg I was so deep in dat cushie last night"

"When you been in the pen long enough even dat couchie will do"

"Tony's couchie is ripe dawg, shit is ripe you feel me?"

by dabbboi May 29, 2022

Caught in a genjustsu

Seeing something or someone so mesmerizing that you planned your whole future in 3 seconds.

My boy Chris saw a baddie so fine, he got caught in a genjustsu and planned his whole life with her.

by GBT3x May 31, 2022

Couchussy

The inner space between two couch cushions used for desired pleasure, often tic-tac-toe

Jimmy spreads the couch apart to reveal the couchussy, "Mmm" he thinks as he continues to watch funny videos

by Danie LaRue June 3, 2022

Couchair

A very large chair or a small couch

The couchair was covered in spiderwebs and expired coupons.

by Arithrianos June 4, 2022