Hair Boner

Those little hairs that just don't go down.

Ugh. I have a huge hair boner today!

by doodlebear213 March 6, 2011

Beer Boner

A phrase used to describe a person who gets very sexually aroused after drinking too much alcohol.

"Man, I had like 4 beers last night and I got the most serious beer boner of my life.. I mean, I was ready to **** anything that moved!

by FatMannnnnn September 18, 2011

Clit Boner

1. Crude slang used to refer to female genitalia in a state of arousal.

2. The other people that posted definitions for "clit boner"

Those other guys that posted about clit boners are a bunch of clit boners and I bet their clits got boners posting about boners of the clit.

by The LG March 23, 2010

Pony boner

A boner that you get when you see two ponies having sex. A boner that is slitely on the down side/that boner aftershock.

A few minutes after watching porn I had a pony boner. My two ponies stared having sex right I front of me and I got a pony boner so I had to get some tighter pants on. I got a pony boner when I sew the pony with his dick and balls hanging down.

by P sissy January 30, 2010

Boner bonnet

A condom.

Dude, when you go to the store pick me up some boner bonnets. I have an easy date tonight.

by DickCummings October 27, 2011

Boner Jam

The pornographic version of Space Jam starring Jugs Bunny Poke-her pig, muff dive the martian and special appearance by Ron Jeremy as Michael Jordan

"Everybody get up it's time to slam now
We got a real boner jam goin' down
Welcome to the boner Jam
Here's your chance, do your dance, its the boner jam.
Come on and jam, your boner in the wall,
Come on and bring your boners cause its the boner jam, ALRIGHT"

by cheeeeeeeeeeeeeea November 28, 2009

Loner Boner

lonely
being by yourself
with no friends what so ever
pretty much having nobody next to you, to make fun of people with.

I hate going to places by myself, I feel like a loner boner :(

by potranquita June 6, 2005