Garlic Balls

A term used to describe someone of Italian background. It refers to the Italian's love for garlic.

Yo, garlic balls, what's happening.

by Derpington September 13, 2009

Acid Balls

An extremely painful sensation on your balls that is caused by not so skin friendly cleansers.

You work hard all day in a particularly extraordinary laborious or dirty job. Your job causes you to get extremely dirty from materials which are persistently non water soluble such as roof tar, industrial glue or asphalt. You need extra help in the removal of these materials with known cleansers such as gasoline or Goo be Gone. While showering and pouring these materials on your naked parts... legs, arms, hands, etc...you accidentally drip some on your balls. The pain you feel is such that you consider dialing 911. It may last for more than 3 to 5 minutes before any slight relief may come from hosing down your balls with cold water and even vinegar if necessary. You are experiencing ACID BALLS!

by bloodythesaurus April 2, 2010

Sweatin' Balls

When one is perspiring an abnormal amount of sweat.

OMG, it's so hot out here! I'm frickin sweatin' balls!

by iSmitThis December 22, 2008

Les Balls

A severe case of blue balls. The term is derived from LSU football coach Les Miles, who is known for his gutsy and crazy decisions during football games. Normally symptoms include:

Not Giving a fuck about anything.
Taking extreme risks.

Tyler: Dude I totally fucked that disgusting bitch without a condom.

Bryan: You are either a complete moron or you have a bad case of Les Balls.

by LSU337 January 20, 2009

going balls

To lose your mind; to go crazy.

Slurry: It's hot, I literally can't breathe!

Jess: Calm down...you're going balls

by MavvyVaddo December 16, 2011

No Balls Syndrome

To be stood over, to be pussy wipped, To be had by the balls

John are you coming out with the boys this weekend? No sorry i cant, i have no balls syndrome, i have to paint my girfriends toes and watch twilight.

by Gwiggy July 13, 2010

Newton's Balls

When a woman is being double penetrated and the 2 mens balls clash together, like a set of Newtons balls.

Dude, i was totaly like doin a chick last night and i swear there was some Newton's balls action going on, it was freaky!

by Darryl Godoy May 24, 2008