Monster Mop

A female you keep around to clean up all your bullshit messes. She won't mind.

I fucked up again luckily my monster mop is still in the mix.

by John Conde June 19, 2023

monster eye

red, irritation of the eyes, usually accompanied by excretion and discomfort, which looks like the eyes of a monster

Sara has monster eye from her allergies.

by anth from cleveland December 14, 2008

Mud Monster

When you have so much fun, you wouldn't notice that you were covered in shit.

Jennie says, "We're being such Mud Monsters!!"
Leah: "I know right!"

by definitleynotcoveredinshit September 20, 2021

GG monster

If you see one stay 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000 feet away. BEWARE: Rapes every one it sees

run its a gg monster

by joehappy November 24, 2021

Egg Monstering

When one is so overwhelmed with emotion that they become a emotional squealing ball of joy.

Damn, she really Egg monstered after he kissed her at that party
If she runs away Egg monstering, she's probably texting me.

by Noot noot December 30, 2016

toalie monster

When you go for a poo and you look in the toilet and it's gone.. You've been plagued by the toalie monster

Dude the toalie monster stole my shit!!

by Samboooooo July 12, 2014

Brown Monster

Absolutely MASSIVE shit. From France.

I just dropped a brown monster in the toilet.

by Brownmonster2000 January 12, 2025