Potato

Someone who is dull, unimaginative, and useless. Usually found thriving in other people’s dirt and is a busybody.

Angela is the biggest potato I know.

by MaryTurderQueenofFarts June 30, 2023

looking like a potato

ugly as a sack of potatoes

Dallas looking like a potato~Brewer M.

by brewerbest123 October 29, 2020

Potato

Leilani Houle

Leilani Houle is a lonely potato who just wants somebody to cuddle with.

by PotatoNuggets March 12, 2019

Baked potato

In general, when a person who isn't the most attractive gets "baked", or high.

Tom: Man, last night was lit!
Jeff(the slightly unattractive one): Yeah, but I have work tomorrow..
Tom: It's alright, man. You're already a baked potato anyway. I'm sure no one will notice.

by That_user_with_a_name April 28, 2017

Potato

It’s not a potato

The potato died

by Pleasegivemehaapple October 5, 2018

potato

something you or another person is bad at

person 1- Wow Jake is bad a baking.
person 2- Yeah he is such a potato.

by meg.l14 July 14, 2020

goth potato

A potato that looks like an avocado with wrinkly skin; is known to have severe mental illness and unbalanced levels of serotonin output from the raphe nucleus

“We were picking potatoes and I found one with mental illness. THAT is a GOTH potato.”
— Anonymous

by Nova Xenon Boii January 7, 2018