High School Jesus

A high school phemomenon, where every high school in America(and possibly other countries), has a guy who has a beard and long hair, looking like the lord himself. Usually an upperclassmen, and usually looked up to by peers.
Trev is our High School Jesus
by Bananaschoolbus October 27, 2009
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big butter jesus

best type of jesus, off i-75 in ohio, jesus really is fucking huge, and looks like buttter.
by Lukis November 13, 2006
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jesus tittyfucking christ

A term of extreme surprise that should be used sparingly, lest its impact lessen.
Did you see that really surprising thing? look over there..

Jesus tittyfucking christ! I wouldn't have seen that had you not pointed it out, thank you kind sir
by Bo bvo bo bo bo bob b October 22, 2007
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Raptor Laser Jesus

It is essentially Raptor Jesus with a mounted helmet laser.
Did you see that!?

See what?

Raptor Laser Jesus!

You mean Raptor Jesus?

*FaicPalm*
by HeilRapJesus69 September 09, 2010
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jesus le penis

An exclamation used when you have nothing better to say.
by bootycallme May 04, 2010
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Jesus Walks

that queer song "Jesus Walks" scares the hell outta me
by Screw u bitch August 12, 2004
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jesus h christ

Owns the taco stand down the street. He would like people to stop asking him to cure their blindness. Even though his named is spelled the same as Jesus Son of God it pronounced hay-zoos. His middle inital is Hector. His father owns a garage and his mother is a nurse. He has two younger brothers.
jesus h christ make the best tacos, but he still wont cure my blindness
by ifky302 December 09, 2007
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