willy spectrum

The 'Willy spectrum' or possibly 'Dick spectrum' is the scale at which a penis is defined and measured by it pleasurebility and size, starting at one extreme and ending at another.

Sarah explained to Alice, the day after her one night stand, that Clive's dick was probably average on the willy spectrum because although it was pretty sizeable he didn't really know how to use it too well.

by Broom handle June 17, 2016

Willie Wildkit

A handsome creature that originates from ETHS, is orange and blue

hey look its willie Wildkit

by LolzGAmeBoi July 14, 2021

Willy churn

When you suck a guy off and swirl your tongue

"We all love willies, it's the way that they're churned"
"Imogen, give me one of them willy churns"

by Mazzyyyyyyy November 4, 2012

Willy wallop

The action of absolutely totaling someone or something with ones dick.

Guy 1: "Holy shit man, I got so mad at this game yesterday I still cant believe what I did to my monitor"
Guy 2: "What did you do?"
Guy 1: "I decided to hit it with a Willy wallop, I regret doing it now"

by Dogonduck September 29, 2021

C. Willy

the act of stopping atop a cliff or drop while skiing and having so much snow built up under your skies that you in turn, tip over the drop an slip down on your side.

"that is such a gnarly drop! Dont C. Willy it"

by call me maybe August 6, 2012

willy bruises

Bruises left by a child stronger than a man and feels like being hit with a baseball bat

Met my girlfriends boy today, got my ass kicked by a 9 year old and left me some Willy bruises, little bastard!

by Dwreck November 14, 2018

Willie

Child of god, A virgin, Get good grades, is funny, YOUNGBOY BETTER! I got NO bodies !

Willie Da Best.

by e4mdot_1400 January 26, 2023