Ur local milf fucker

Ur local milf fucker also known as Ashe. This bitch hunts all the milfs and fucks the shit outta them.

Yo did you hear about 'Ur local milf fucker'?
Yea, they fucked my mom

by Taylor_trap June 27, 2021

fuck ur steak

have sex with the sexiest thickest girl EVER

go fuck ur steak dude she is horny
i will bro

by julifuckingjoybitches July 22, 2017

ur sister a mister

The absolute killer of 'ur mom gay' 'ur dad lesbian' 'ur granny a tranny' and 'your grandpap a trap'.

Henry: Don't make do it.
Joe: Do it pussy.
Henry: Ur grandpap a trap.
Joe: Bitch please.
Joe: Ur sister a mister.
*Henry's body turns into dust*

by LoCaboose March 13, 2018

ur mom

it mean something that is not straight

ur mom gey

by SigBmoke February 12, 2018

Ur

mom

Ur mom is:
MEGA GAY
MAAMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE U CRY
IF IM NOT BACK AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROW
CARRY ON
CARRY ON
AS IF NOTHING REALLY MATTERS
TOO LATE
MY TIME HAS COME...
*RETURNS TO MONKE*

by bob_duncan_lol March 17, 2021

ur mum

ur mum is a person who likes your dad. she also likes sleeping in a weekdays and being late for work. ur mum is someone you can count on to make a burnt omlet at midnight. ur mum likes going to partys celebrating kids birthday partys; and especially the random neighbor kids who lives next door which she likes more than you. she typically has a farting issue when shes at campfires.

kids friend: hey look its ur mum
kid: thats not my mum thats ur mum

by urmum12345 April 29, 2021

ur mom

(yur-maum)
ur mom
A phrase used by many 12 year olds on the internet, trying to think of an insult. but they cant, so this is what they say.

Jason : *kills in video game*
timmy : ur mom

by StickyCheeseSandwich February 28, 2023