Beef

Another word for a mans penis.

“Give me the beef”

by Moosedog March 9, 2019

left beef

Your left ball

Oh Thomas has a weird left beef

by Majestic Chair June 6, 2017

beef strokeoneoff

The act of subtly telling your boy that you're about to jerk off.

Son, did you see that girl!? I'm about to beef strokeoneoff.

by hashbrownham June 15, 2019

beef about

complain about

Don't beef about Karen. He is always beefing about his working conditions.

by joy1203 October 25, 2018

beef-porkies

Favorite snack of Tommy Casswell, second to cheese-queefies.

"I like, no, LOVE beef-porkies so much I decided to post it on Rohans wall, from his own account, I know crazy right!"

"These cheese-queefies aren't half as good as those beef-porkies I tells ya"

by someteameight? December 15, 2009

Beef Magnet

an absolute dickhead who feels the need to be involved in every argument

Person 1: “i can’t believe they’re arguing again”
Person 2: “Let’s go see what’s happening”
Person 1: “Let’s not get involved, stop being such a beef magnet

by beefmagnetsaredickheads December 12, 2018

beef

a word used in place of any noun, adjective or verb.

My friend is beef.
I will go to the beefy house.(Bee-Fee)
I'm gonna go beef up my hair!

by DolanMay September 27, 2003