by kobwebster March 13, 2023
Get the Horse Thief mug.The giant horse conch weights over 11lb. Thats a lot of mollusk. The conch as a taste for snails. so when a tiny tulip snail spots one of these behemoths, it knows its in trouble. the snial tries to outrun th big hunter but its like a tiny shuttle facing off with a star destroyer in a battle that moves at a snails pace.
finally its over run. the smell of digesting snail attracts new scavengers.
hermit crabs. instantly the big conch is sourrounded, but the crabs are here for the leftover. theyre after the tulip snails shell. hermit crabs use cast-off shells to protect their soft abdomens from predators. they find an empty shell, use their rear legs to attach to its central clumn and move right in when their current homes grow tight. they have to look for new real estate. the competition is fierce. with the conch ready to release the shell, the housing battle heats up. until one crabs decides to jump in and close the deal. its a risky move, the big chonch could still be hungry, but the risk pays off.
the crafty crab will have plenty of room to grow in his new home. the losing carbs could end up homeless or even worse.
finally its over run. the smell of digesting snail attracts new scavengers.
hermit crabs. instantly the big conch is sourrounded, but the crabs are here for the leftover. theyre after the tulip snails shell. hermit crabs use cast-off shells to protect their soft abdomens from predators. they find an empty shell, use their rear legs to attach to its central clumn and move right in when their current homes grow tight. they have to look for new real estate. the competition is fierce. with the conch ready to release the shell, the housing battle heats up. until one crabs decides to jump in and close the deal. its a risky move, the big chonch could still be hungry, but the risk pays off.
the crafty crab will have plenty of room to grow in his new home. the losing carbs could end up homeless or even worse.
by Drippynelson the second March 24, 2023
Get the GIANT HORSE CONCH mug.After thoroughly beaten, the partner takes the other's cock and whacks it against a wooden cart until he sings for Gelderland.
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When you “finish jousting” and Heath Ledger walks in.
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When you “finish jousting” and Heath Ledger walks in.
by NickLightning March 25, 2023
Get the Decapitated Golden Horse mug.Denise: hey did I ever tell you my ex friend Mehdi has a big horse cock
Tommy: Why do I need to know that?
Denise: Because he ate my pussy standing up in the 69 position and I couldn’t fit his super big horse cock in my mouth.
Tommy: Why do I need to know that?
Denise: Because he ate my pussy standing up in the 69 position and I couldn’t fit his super big horse cock in my mouth.
by Tommydesigns January 19, 2023
Get the Horse cock mug.A very special drink that you can order at any bar in the U.S. (drink with roofies to have a good time)
by anonymous January 20, 2023
Get the The Trojan Horse mug."Don't you dare pull a pump horse on me after this robbery!" - somebody I don't know some idiot dumbass who died because of his friend pulling a pump horse on him
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