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I've Got The Nuts! 

1. When you think or know you are going to win at something

2. In poker when you say this you think you have to best hand and it cant be beat

3. Saying that you've got the kahunas to do something dangerous or not
1.Jordan: I Just got the winning kill!
Tyler: Dude you've got the Nuts!

2. While playing poker Carlos looks down and smiles because he thinks he has the winning cards.
Daniel looks over from beside him and says He's Got The Nuts!!!

3. Jeff: You wont do it though!
Ted: Who won't I've got the Nuts!
I've Got The Nuts! by TDanger123 September 2, 2010
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Violating the circle 

V. To commence penetration of an orifice originally found in a person within a circle of friends, without other members of the group being privy to your carnal knowledge of the other person.
Mark in accounting is violating the circle by hooking up with Susie at the department's Christmas party.
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Its very breathy on the bits 

What to say when your famous sister asks you why you are wearing her skirt.
your famous sister: is that my sKiRt?1?! your response: oh yes its very breathy on the bits

Video Killed the Radicchio Star Burger 

A burger that comes with radicchio
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Video Killed the Radicchio Star Burger, you should try it!"

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder 

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder
I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

Visiting the Little Mermaid 

When a gentleman performs oral stimulation on a young lady.
"Damn, I have a hair stuck in my teeth!"
"Why?"
"I was visiting the Little Mermaid last night."

I've got the toots

(Phrase)- when you ate some meats and can't stop tooting. The toots have no specific cure
"Not again! Gosh darn it I ate too many roast beefs, and now I've got the toots! Anybody got a cure?"