Will save our country.
Will dance to YMCA
Is orange
Is both 45th and 47th president
Better speaker than all of the democrats
Business man
Will dance to YMCA
Is orange
Is both 45th and 47th president
Better speaker than all of the democrats
Business man
by Newredgamer2000 March 22, 2025
Get the Donald Trumpmug. A vague term that can refer to just about any person, animal or inanimate object that is better qualified to be President of the United States than failed Republican re-run Donald Trump. For some reason the GOP is hanging their hopes and dreams on the doomed presidential bid of a convicted rapist and felon who is so broke he's resorted to selling national secrets to the Chinese and doing personal favors for Vladmir Putin in exchange for campaign donations.
This snowglobe depicting the Toronto skyline and CNN Tower in a blizzard is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, it sits harmlessly on a desk without committing rape or sedition.
This egg-salad sandwich I bought from a truck stop is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, people will discard it when it starts to stink.
This strip of gauze with pubes stuck to it is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because the only person it affected was the sex worker whose eyes watered when it was ripped out of her crotch during a Brazilian wax, unlike Trump who put pretty much everybody in danger when he stole documents naming undercover CIA operatives in foreign countries and sold them to Iran.
This "I ❤️ Pounding Proud Boy Ass" T-shirt is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because it's less offensive and more fun at parties, has a better understanding of world politics and U.S. history and Constitutional law, and plus it won't try to give a long, pointless speech about how it really didn't lose the election if the Georgia governor had only committed fraud to find some "extra" Trump votes, and if it weren't for the hordes of drag-queen immigrants, by now somebody would have found evidence of the kind of voter fraud that wasn't intended to benefit Trump.
This egg-salad sandwich I bought from a truck stop is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, people will discard it when it starts to stink.
This strip of gauze with pubes stuck to it is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because the only person it affected was the sex worker whose eyes watered when it was ripped out of her crotch during a Brazilian wax, unlike Trump who put pretty much everybody in danger when he stole documents naming undercover CIA operatives in foreign countries and sold them to Iran.
This "I ❤️ Pounding Proud Boy Ass" T-shirt is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because it's less offensive and more fun at parties, has a better understanding of world politics and U.S. history and Constitutional law, and plus it won't try to give a long, pointless speech about how it really didn't lose the election if the Georgia governor had only committed fraud to find some "extra" Trump votes, and if it weren't for the hordes of drag-queen immigrants, by now somebody would have found evidence of the kind of voter fraud that wasn't intended to benefit Trump.
by doubleghost March 28, 2024
Get the Better qualified than Donald Trumpmug. Similar to the Donkey Punch, hence the name. However, this doesn't involve hitting them. Instead, before you are about to cum, grab on to her firmly and yell "I voted for Trump!" and enjoy the ride. The TDS in them flares up considerably resulting in their vagina to tighten up quite a bit, leading to a much better orgasm.
by vcraine October 19, 2025
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by OmarHarsh September 30, 2019
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wtf is that? Donald trump and joe Biden fanfic ?
“Shhh, Joey pooks, no one has to know.”
wtf is that? Donald trump and joe Biden fanfic ?
by Edgar ShufflePoop December 16, 2024
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by Faggot Jonson December 3, 2018
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