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Donkey Launch

The sexual act/assault of punching a Gilf (grandpa or grandma ) you are mounting up the ass in the back of their head, causing both their rectum to spasm and contract pleasurably around your member whilst simultaneously sending their dentures flying out of their facial orifice. See Donkey Punch
My Goth, Daefith, can yoof see wheh you sendth ma tehf??

Sorry, Ray, I must have Donkey Launch'ed them into space.
by Vari the Vampire May 20, 2024
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Don't Be A Donkey

"The absolute talk show" podcast coined the phrase, "Don't be a donkey" meaning "don't be a jackass.
Trent was being mean about my weekend events and i replied, "don't be a donkey!"
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donkey dick

A type of summer sausage stuffed in a large red fiberous casing often eaten by redneck males at construction sites or while fishing. It can usually be purchased at gas stations. Tip-Top brand from Taylor, Texas is a prime example.
Hey Bubba, pass me some of that donkey dick and cheese.
by CommonClone June 24, 2018
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Donkey

the hee haw's name is donkey
by fuk ma life February 1, 2022
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Donkey Kong

The term Donkey Kong means letting a large animal fuck you up the ass until they have a massive cumshot, which most of the time ends up killing the person.
Yo dude did you hear about that guy who got DONKEY KONGED by a horse on the news
by your favorite nick gurr April 25, 2025
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White Donkey Clean

My white donkey clean, this is actually Swedish slang referring to the act of getting head. The term originated in West Sweden is the early 00’s with the majority of the population being predominantly white, alongside being ‘hung’ like a donkey. The ‘clean’ side comes from the act of being sucked clean. Natural banter between young Swedish boys,
“I went round to Freja’s house now my White Donkey Clean bro!“
by probablynotwindenwise November 22, 2021
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Donkey's Full

In Texas Hold 'em donkeys full is when you make a full house while holding Jack 2. Instead of a full house its a full barn, donkeys full of ducks.
player A: I'm all in

Player B: i call, i have a straight

Player A: I have Donkey's Full, I win.
by JD123321 March 20, 2009
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