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Mr. Teas

A Sasquatch science teacher. Also known to be a push over. Also talks in a hilarious manner. He also owns a hamster. Also gives detentions to students for no reason. He is also known to not know how to teach, and have a beer gut.
Dam dude my fucking science teacher is such a Mr. Teas!!!
Man i hope this year my science teacher isn't a Mr. Teas!!
by teaslicker69 August 3, 2010
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Cup of Tea

London Car Dealer speak: A small profit. A 'drink' is a profit, but a cup of tea isn't a real drink, like a beer, hence the profit is small.
I knocked out that Ford KA yesterday for a monkey.

Well done, that was a right sticker. Did you do alright?

Not really, I only got a cup of tea out of it, but it was wrapped round me for ages, so I was pleased to see the back of it.
by Simmywhimmy January 5, 2022
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tea

when there is drama you say ¨ tea¨
Did you guys hear about the breakup I have some tea to spill.
by flip flop 2.O May 14, 2019
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Bubble Tea

You know, things that stuck in your throat every time. Its origin is a country that if you yell the name of it, you'll be sent to a hospital by angry Chinese people. (It's from Taiwan)!!!
Chinese love drinking different kinds of tea. But they never drink BUBBLE TEA because it's from Taiwan /smirking/
by TaiwanEhEhEh June 5, 2018
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Tea

A beverage, usually drank by Asian countries and the british. Slang for British elixir.
Person 1: Hey Britain, why did you conquer 50% of the world?
Britan: Tea
by Monox412 June 6, 2021
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Barn Apple Tea

Describing liquid manure a farmer stores in a tank that can't be spread because it is steeping in the hot sun.
"This is good as Barn Apple Tea..." or "OH Gawd that Barn Apple Tea Stinks!"
by Purple_Krusher420 May 6, 2024
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Forbidden tea

A forbidden tea is when a man goes for a jog and the dips his nut sack into a glass of warm water to give to his spouse when they are feeling sick.
"Hey babe I'm not feeling well can you make me a glass of forbidden tea?"
by Bigboywyatt February 1, 2025
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