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fuck hoes with money onnit

Person who's life means: hoes and money.
by n4t3d14zz December 10, 2020
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money can’t buy happiness

A phrase used by poor people to convince themselves that they can be happy.
John: David said that money can’t buy happiness.
Rich: poor fu
by Thicc_lad June 4, 2021
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More Time Than Money

This applies mostly to driving, but can be applied to anything. You always have more time than money, as in slow down and watch out. There is no point is speeding or being in a hurry and getting in a wreck; as both these will cost you money.

When you're waiting to turn onto a main road, just wait till you are 100% sure you can make it, you'd rather be safe than sorry.

It's better to be late than dead.
1: Man, I'm running late, let's go!!
2: More time than money, bud. Slow down.
by WatsonN October 21, 2013
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jermiah ''get this money'' freeman

he is not a real person he is a voice impersonating of a 20 year old gangster with a up and coming rap career but is just 13 year old white kid with an abnormally deep voice.
me: you heard of that guy jermiah ''get this money'' freeman ?
friend:aint that you?
me:mabey
by floridaman202069 June 2, 2020
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Homer Simpson Glue Money

Having so much money you can spend it on extremely frivolous items. In reference to a 2 centimeter bulb of dried glue that sold on eBay for $237,000 because it looked like Homer Simpson.
Why is the thermostat set at 70? What kinda cash do you kids think I make, Homer Simpson Glue Money?

Look at those rims! That Lil' Wayne must be making Homer Simpson Glue Money!
by Kurogane83 March 13, 2012
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money grabbing jew shyster

A term used to describe someone who is cheap. Derived from the stereotype that Jews are cheap.
Can be heard used as a derogatory term in the movie "Pretty Persuasion", where Evan Rachel Woods' character insults a Jewish classmate.
"At least my dad's not a money grabbing Jew shyster!
Jack is such a money grabbing jew shyster! He just got that big raise and I make minimum wage but he still refuses to spend $10 to take me to a movie!
by LaLaLane December 13, 2007
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You Suck Dick For Money

The Trump of all insults. As fellatio is the most degrading of all sex acts, to do it for monetary means is absolutely atrocious.
Douche #1: Hey Cory what are you doing?
Douche #2: I dunno but i did his mom last night.
Cory: You suck dick for money Douche!
by Code"Froggystyle"Red January 27, 2009
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