by Potato ops 3 December 28, 2017
Get the School Lunch mug.Pretty much the last time you will actually have any fun in school before you are off the high school. Enjoy it while you can because high school is an absolute shithole
by No_Quarter_for_them February 13, 2021
Get the Elementary school mug.(v): To become stuck behind a school bus that makes many frequent stops, before you and your destination. All the while without letting anyone pass: creating a massive line of angry drivers behind you that blame you for stopping constantly. How to fix being School-BUSted, don't drive *or* plan around the bus. Having this happen 10 minutes before work is lame. There is a window of opportunity called Summer Vacation where becoming School-BUSted is impossible.
Boss: WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN, YOU'RE 30 MINUTES LATE!!??!
Me: I tried calling to tell you I got School-BUSted on the way in, but you didn't answer. I'm sure the kids wouldn't mind, being late for school, it'll never happen again.
Boss: (being cool FOR ONCE): Okay, why don't you just bike in?
Me: I tried calling to tell you I got School-BUSted on the way in, but you didn't answer. I'm sure the kids wouldn't mind, being late for school, it'll never happen again.
Boss: (being cool FOR ONCE): Okay, why don't you just bike in?
by Veracht June 27, 2010
Get the School-BUSted mug.Both happy time and a sad time. If you're staying in your school, you should then be looking forward to summer break, wherefor when leaving, you should say goodbye to everything, even your Math Teacher. RIP.
Person 1: End of School! Summer Break! I can't wait!
Person 2: Yaaash! No school! I am soo happy!
Pereson 3: No... I am leaving... "Sad, Cries"
Person 2: Yaaash! No school! I am soo happy!
Pereson 3: No... I am leaving... "Sad, Cries"
by Hesus Believer 🦆 June 14, 2019
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Get the Doon School mug.Thanks a lot Michelle Obama...
school lunch is essentially made up of food that even dollar tree would refuse to sell. Regularly consisting of overcooked soggy chicken patty between a bun that dates back to the paleolithic age... BUT WAIT, THERES OTHER OPTIONS TOO!
-a hamburger thats probably has more yeast then the bun itself... why is it dark purple?
-mashed potatoes that literally STICK TO THE BOTTOMS OF THE TABLES, word of advice... never touch down there.
-fruit that smells more meaty than the actual meat, but is in the end just improperly stored fruit so it tastes ok i guess...
-raw vegetables stolen from the rabbits at PetSmart, i heard that someone found a dead roach in the brocolli once
-mac and cheese thats more watery than retirement home coffee, and is somehow greenish in tinge some days
-the hot dog is actually ok... suspiciously ok...
-i've never actually eaten the school's pizza before, but people seem to like it so i guess its ok
-nacho cheese that stinks up the whole cafeteria and smells like rat piss mixed with an old woman's pad
in conclusion, do what i do and just pack your own damn lunch, because trust me eating that crap will probably give you a brain tumor or something
school lunch is essentially made up of food that even dollar tree would refuse to sell. Regularly consisting of overcooked soggy chicken patty between a bun that dates back to the paleolithic age... BUT WAIT, THERES OTHER OPTIONS TOO!
-a hamburger thats probably has more yeast then the bun itself... why is it dark purple?
-mashed potatoes that literally STICK TO THE BOTTOMS OF THE TABLES, word of advice... never touch down there.
-fruit that smells more meaty than the actual meat, but is in the end just improperly stored fruit so it tastes ok i guess...
-raw vegetables stolen from the rabbits at PetSmart, i heard that someone found a dead roach in the brocolli once
-mac and cheese thats more watery than retirement home coffee, and is somehow greenish in tinge some days
-the hot dog is actually ok... suspiciously ok...
-i've never actually eaten the school's pizza before, but people seem to like it so i guess its ok
-nacho cheese that stinks up the whole cafeteria and smells like rat piss mixed with an old woman's pad
in conclusion, do what i do and just pack your own damn lunch, because trust me eating that crap will probably give you a brain tumor or something
Miguel: boy oh boy do i love school lunch... but recently i got this weird dark splotch on my skin
Mikhail: i did too maybe it was something in the school lunch hamburgers...
(they both died 2 days later of the bubonic plague)
Mikhail: i did too maybe it was something in the school lunch hamburgers...
(they both died 2 days later of the bubonic plague)
by Punchy_207 May 10, 2022
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