school one

when a social media user types "school one" in the caption of the picture of there self wearing school clothes.

Janet: yo bro did you see Davids new school one?
Ciaran: Yeah man it was fantastic

by TheMelonnn December 7, 2016

middle school

(noun). Three to four years of perverted jokes, frustration, and hormones.

"Hey, remember what happened in middle school--"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP"

by J Wishes June 9, 2018

End of School

Both happy time and a sad time. If you're staying in your school, you should then be looking forward to summer break, wherefor when leaving, you should say goodbye to everything, even your Math Teacher. RIP.

Person 1: End of School! Summer Break! I can't wait!
Person 2: Yaaash! No school! I am soo happy!

Pereson 3: No... I am leaving... "Sad, Cries"

by Hesus Believer 🦆 June 14, 2019

School Lunch

Spending 25 minutes of your life each day eating undercooked food and trading things in your lunch

Yo this school lunch is undercooked

by Potato ops 3 December 28, 2017

school food

A type of comestible served at places of education worse than many other edible objects available (including and not limited to: paper, grass, shit, etc.) usually served during lunch or breakfast. It is usually dry and advertised as healthy though causing physical and mental suffering. Those serving it will usually not be allowed to make the food better to conform to strict guidelines set by the school system.

"Michelle Obama tried to improve school food but made it worse because most schools love cost cutting."
"The school food is extra fucking awful today, isn't it?"

by sithsiri October 16, 2017

The Hudson School

The hudson school is the smallest school in hudson county, and probably in the state. With a range of about 18 kids per grade, this school is smaller than my three bedroom apartment building. It’s basically a local farm. People leave their shit everywhere and talk to their teachers as their friends, since they only have maximum five friends each. Even seniors are best friends with freshmen because they have no one else to talk to. Relationships are also recycled multiple times in the span of four years. All the girls have shared the same guys. The women are pretty mature, but the guys are huge dicks and gigantic simps. Finally, when u hear hudson school, think “cheaters”. They cheat so much that they probably even cheat on the SAT. If quizlet didn’t exist, they would all have a GPA of 2.3. The teachers are way too naive. If u wanna be an athlete and you see the hudson school, turn around and run in the opposite direction. They suck completely at every sport.

You go to the hudson school? Wow I’m so sorry.

by Auntjemima2003 March 15, 2020

school is cool

you are a fucking libtard if you believe this

Jake “school is cool -“
Jack *beats the shit out of jake*

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020