Musketeer Rat

Commonly Used to describe one's genital.

John: My Musketeer Rat is itchy, can you help me out please?
Mary: Sure!

by slaffytaffers October 19, 2009

rat pants

Rat pants is what really cool guys dress their rats in if they want to meet hot babes.

Dirk dressed his rat in tight red silk pants and headed out.

"What cute rat pants," said Lindsay, a totally smokin' babe.

Half an hour later they were thrashing away on his futon.

by scodder May 22, 2010

stinky rat

you stink you rat!

stink stink stink
stinky rat

by yewwwwwwww April 29, 2012

surf rat

Surf Rat is a surfer's slang term for young surfers who only want to surf. ~ Been around for a long time in the beach communities.

We were trying to catch a wave but the surf rats were all crowding the north shore today.

by Surf Rat August 7, 2018

Rat Fucked

The aftermath of someone from Kentucky dropping test equipment off of a tall building.

They completely Rat Fucked that CT tester

by ThatDSEguy November 6, 2019

rat's tutu

A comparative slang term that is used to indicate worthlessness in something. This term is a synonym of rat's ass, though it's slightly harsher(referring to a rat's vagina), less commonly used, and is known to be most often used by America's most loathed anti-gay fundie pastor Fred_Phelps and his congregation of similar-minded followers.

1."You jackass Swedes just don't get it. Once you have laws to chill Bible preaching, we don't give a rat's tutu whatever else you do or say. You are drippings from the Devil's own penis - a veritable sperm bank for Satan's queers." -Fred Phelps (to a few Swedes who sent him and his church photos of the Swedish royal family) BTW, this is quoted from his "church's" website.

2. Yay! Lots of beer for tonight's beirut tourn... whoa wait a minute, you bought us a few whole cases ofO'DOUL'S??!! You fucknob! That shit isn't even worth a rat's TUTU to drink! Now we really need to get into some gangsta shit with you for doing this to us!





Mark H. Over 1 year of Urban Dictionary contributions since last February(like anyone will give a rat's tutu? ;-) ).

by Mark H March 3, 2005

Diseased Rat

A diseased rat, despite its name is a kind hearted person who is nice to everyone. However people take advantage of them because of their kindness.

Molly is such a diseased rat!

by Colour black February 27, 2020