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dodgy wank

An additional level of risk to a 'Danger Wank'.

You do the same as a danger wank but have to watch some weird fucked up porn, so if they do catch you it's way worse.
"Dude I'm grounded for 6 months and have to go to therapy because I failed doing a dodgy wank"
by Mrs Pearley November 1, 2021
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WANK

The sound Captain Americas shield makes when hitting something.

Established in:
Captain America #366
Cap:"I hate Nazis"
Shield: *WANK*
by RhodosGuard September 9, 2017
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Soggy Wank Wad

When you produce a mass of sperm/vaginal juice and wipe it up with a large amount of tissues.
Dude, I exploded and had to make a Soggy Wank Wad.
by gyhmjykgu12 March 20, 2011
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Wank

Another way of saying jank. Defining something that is senseless, stupid, odd, weird, etc.
3 a.m. school night
*video game noises*

Billy: Man I should really go to sleep my schedule is wank.

Ex. 2

Janette: Did you hear what happened to Patricia?

Michael: No, what happened?
Janette: She fell while cheerleading and the coach yelled at her like a lunatic!
Michael: Really? That shits wank. She shouldn’t be yelling at her.
by Amonymous July 27, 2018
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national wank over ex day

on the 10th october every year it’s the time where u hunt down the nice photos ur ex sent you and have a great time to them and maybe even text her
happy national wank over ex day my favourite ex fancy sending send some nice photos baby
by hwggg October 9, 2025
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Spider man wank

When ones wearing pair of dirty knickers on his face as a mask while wanking
by Big dick Ernie November 22, 2021
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Piss wank

Having intercourses and posing instead of cuming
Oh dear your the one who piss wanked
by Roasts August 19, 2018
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