Stud Muffin Top

When an otherwise attractive guy has a muffin top.
He was a stud muffin when we met...then he started drinking a lot of beer and playing a lot of video games. Now he just has a stud muffin top.
by ChelseasKingdom July 18, 2011
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Russian Top Hat

The use of one's cotton candy wrapped in a similar fashion to that of a hat around the head of a penis. Once put into place, this hat is sucked off until every last sugar droplet has been consumed.
Dude, she topped off our night with the Russian Top Hat!
by Dicks In July 29, 2010
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Nebraska Top-Ramen

when a man boils water and funnels it into a womens vagina then engages in intercourse with her.
hello honey, want to partake in a Nebraska Top-Ramen?
by lucifer killed yo mom November 15, 2007
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It's like a tank top

A phrase made up by Miley Cyrus in the Miley & Mandy show in one of their videos on Youtube when Miley was cleaning her closet.

Every shirt they saw they said "It's like a tank top."

The video is titled: It's Like a Tank top
Miley: What about this one?
Mandy: It's like a tank top.
by NOYB tbh September 01, 2009
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costco muffin top

like the phrase muffin top but when an obese person wears extremely tight pants and the fat hangs over so much that it, sometimes, rolls over the pockets of the pants.
OMG! she shouldn't wear such tight pants, she gots a costco muffin top.
by pablo654 January 22, 2009
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top chopper chopper

This means to be an idiot, fool, neek, or just a general insult in a jokey way, or not as it may be.
Stefan: D.T man look at you, you top chopper chopper, your trainerige aint even Hexclusive like mines.
D.T: ay man shut your mouth i super hexclusive look at my ends(cane rows) they are so much longer than yours you are the top chopper chopper.
Stefan: haaa u dick head haaa
Miss Cachachi: Stefan and Daniel will you please stop makin so much noise
D.T & Stefan: but miss he call me a top chopper chopper
by Y0ur bEzzi........... August 08, 2005
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top shelf hottie

I woman that is very attractive from her chest to her face. When you venture below the chest it is a disaster.
As my friends and I sat at Soup Plantation enjoying our food, we looked across the restaurant and stared at the woman making her first entree at the produce bar. She looked extremely sexy, but as she revealed her whole body from behind the produce bar my friend screamed, " AHHHH top shelf hottie."
by strikeout May 15, 2012
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