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cut the mayo

To not be capable of a basic task
This guy can’t cut the mayo.
by James Washburn March 27, 2024
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Cut up

To engage in sexual intercourse, joke around with your friends, do something dangerous, or all three.
1) Ooo girl we cut up last night. It was so big.🤭
2) We were cuttin up during history class and the teacher yelled “stop joking around during class time.”
3) She cut up last night and almost got caught by the cops.
by Teaspill November 9, 2020
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Cutting the Bird

The act of leaving work for the day before your shift has ended.
Mark: Dude, are you cutting the bird again this week?

John: Yeah, I have a doctors appointment today.
by Headless Bird April 28, 2014
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Cut it off

A slang term for castration or used to ask some to stop doing or saying something that is annoying or offensive, sometimes used to to indicate a man’s marvelous ability to organize his language before he speaks.
Man 1:”Cut it off guys
by DinkyMcdungus November 20, 2022
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Scalp Cut

Noun: A haircut that one receives where the hair is cut down to the scalp. However unlike being bald the recipient of the scalp cut can actually still grow hair.
“Naa he’s not actually bald he just prefers the scalp cut
by Erocc123 January 16, 2021
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Dip the cut

You ready to dip the cut? (meaning: ready to go?)
by SpamWebapps April 3, 2021
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Cream and cut

The act of having intercourse with someone, solely to reach an orgasm and immediately leave.
Yo bro Tammy told me to come over but I’m not trying to stay there with her nasty ass house so I hit a cream and cut.
by J. Tipsy July 2, 2024
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