sneaky shot

well your doing a chick and then you sneakily pull out and shoot your cum either on her legs or just anywhere else but inside of her

dud i was so close to being a daddy so i did a little sneaky shot and stained her carpet

by Jikloma182 January 30, 2012

penalty shot

A “penalty shot” involves you drinking more beer after losing in a beer drinking contest, bet, or on a crazy Japanese game show.

My friend had to endure a round of penalty shots after he failed to jump through the moving puzzle in his Hello Kitty costume on a Japanese game show and was tossed in the waters below. Afterwards, he was deader than a doornail and mistook me for grandpa while hiccuping and singing his ABC's. Well, at least now we know that when you drink too much booze, you lose.

by Dr. Dre McCool December 10, 2011

Shot in the back

Like being stabbed in the back, except with a gun.

Once the guy had his back turned, Lindsay couldn't decide if she'd rather put a hammer or pickaxe in his head, stick him in the back with a knife, or shoot him in the back. She decided if he was shot in the back, her odds of not getting caught were the best of the three options.

by Solid Mantis December 24, 2019

money shot

term used to describe when a male pulls his penis out of a womans mouth and ejaculates in the womans mouth during foreplay or sexuall activity.which normally drips over the eye.

i gave her a moneyshot straight in the eye.

by ratman September 02, 2003

faux cum shot

You get out a pump bottle of lotion. You are priming the pump, but, you are too busy looking at your face in the mirror to realize there is a lotion booger in the nozzle of the dispenser.

While you think the nozzle is still shooting blanks, the first shot of lotion, deflected by the lotion booger in the nozzle, shoots sideways causing a FAUX CUM SHOT to appear at the bottom of your blouse! Hopefully, you will notice it before you get to work, go shopping, or visit someone.

by Martha "jail-bird" Stewart December 28, 2006

You Shot a Cow

To fail suddenly, unexpectedly and humourously without you or other surrounding parties initially realising your mistake.

*Following a breif period of silence where it dawns on everyone what an idiot Robin has just been*
Stu: Hey man, you're an idiot, you shot a cow on that one!

by RTO October 23, 2005

Texas Seed Shot

When a woman takes a shot of everclear distilled liquor, that a man has ejacutlated into.

Damn, that bitch Jamie is a freak. I gave her a shot of everclear and she said she wanted a Texas Seed Shot

by Splooge August 08, 2004