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mr. krabs

a thicc boy juicy boy.
owner of the krusty krab.
mmm i want some of his juicy crab meat rn.
mMmmMmmmmmMmM krabs daddy.
you see that thicc boy?
he's a mr. krabs
by dingdongsquad February 5, 2020
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Mr. Left

That's **right**... he **left** because he wasn't da **right** guy for me.
Mr. Left sensibly LEFT because he realized dat he was Mr. WRONG as far as his being compatible with me, and so he wanted to make room in my house for Mr. RIGHT if he came along.
by QuacksO February 13, 2020
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Mr. Crime

A Mr. Mime who has given up performing and resorted to a life of crime. Examples include, extortion, money laundering, drug dealing and abducting children to work in his sweatshop from 9-5 - knitting, stitching and printing Pikachu merchandise.
"Bobby! Meet our new neighbour. Mr...?"

"Crime. Call me Crime."

*Mr. Crime looks at Bobby with a glare in his eyes"

"Shake the man's hand for God sakes, Bobby!"
by Mr. Loremaster March 3, 2020
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tl;mr

"Too long; Must read"

re-appropriation of tl;dr which means too long, didn't read.

Created to revolutionize the culture of tl;dr.

Created to reinvigorate the importance of 'pursuing knowledge', so that we can make a stand against those who would seek to exploit our lack, of it.
"I clicked. I saw long post. tl;dr"

becomes...
"I clicked. I saw long post. tl;mr"
by Aaeru March 15, 2012
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Mr. Shy

When a jerk hasn't talked to a ex-girlfriend for a long period of time, and then one night decides to be best friends with her.

Only happens if the jerk is drunk, and usually happens at parties. The jerk is deemed as "Mr. Shy" because to everyone else, its so pathetic that he cant talk to her in the first place.
--Eric is being such a Mr. Shy tonight with Mary...why cant he just man up and talk to her?
--dont worry, man. wait for him to get blasted and everything with fall into place.
by Loveslyfeeee<33 February 28, 2011
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Mr. Pants

A common term used for pulling the hood of someones sweater over their head.
It's Mr. Pants!
by ThatGuyWithoutTheGlasses March 13, 2011
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Mr Dazzles

When a person of male gender is homosexualy dressed and looks suspiciously outlined as anti-straight.
Mis-ter Daz-zles
Jacques : Should i keep this shirt, its really tight on me

Megan : No way! That shirt is realy gay, you'll look like Mr Dazzles!

Mr soft Mr Gay bob
by Michael T-G July 27, 2011
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