Jacob

He is a whore or make stripper. He usually goes to a random girl and asks them to sug but they wont cause hes a dick. He usually has the biggest dick around and when he gets mad he does the helicopter and starts spinning is dick around and making helicopter sound

My this Jacob has such a big dick

by Peanut Butter Fetus December 9, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is the most stupidest most racist most weirdest and definitely the most dumbest person you will ever meet.

omg that dude is so dumb he's definitely a Jacob

by dummychily June 26, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is someone that is gay, as in liking men.

Friend 1: “Hey isn’t that kid gay?”

Friend 2: “Yeah he’s totally a Jacob.”

by GooGoo GaGa October 12, 2020

jacob

Jacob is a very nice and loving person. When you first meet him, you wanna be his best friend, hes sporty and loves music. He always dress in nice cloths, he's cool and love animals

Amanda: You are so nice!

Jacob: Thanks, wanna go out to the movies

Amanda: Sure <3 :D

by SuperCuteCat8 January 10, 2018

Jacob Shiela Bruce

Jacob is an antisocial fossil. His hands look about 5 million years old and his hair is made up from 50 shades of ginger. He is dating Phoebe Bruce and has a huge crush on kevin Hart

Is that the gay kid? Yeah its Jacob Shiela Bruce

by GingerGaycob69 December 19, 2022

Jacob better

jacob is trash at fartnite everyone hates him

¨i really hate Jacob better

by i dont like it January 9, 2020

Jacob

well it is hard to explain Jacob but he is a kind person though he loves jokes and dark humor will defend and stand up for his friends tho those are like his family he does not have the greatest looks and yea its pretty hard for him to get a girlfriend he is really popular but lonely hen he gets home he acts very happy around his friends and loves video games does pretty well in school and cannot stop making references to movies shows games and books can make people laugh easily tho can be annoying but u will always love him he does not want to get married but is a good people person and always helps his Friends out but usually never gets the girl he can get close but another boy gets her they all look at him like a brother while the boys look at him like a blood brother he will put down his life for his friends and just wishes he could be normal also he is kinda crazy and has adhd

he Emma how u doin oh hey Jake yea so and they have a random conversation gets close to her bam stolen jake will never get a girl friend no offense my Jacobs

by that person who eat cat September 16, 2020