The act of licking or having felt the roof of a mouth that does not belong to you for the first time. If you have made out before this does not necessarily mean that you are not a mouth roof licking virgin, because the roof of the mouth is not generally the designated target for the tongue.
by Peace Gob February 28, 2009
Get the mouth roof licking virginitymug. by Picard March 28, 2007
Get the poop out your mouthmug. Person 1: YO BRO, YOU KNOW HOW CANDY WAS SUPER DRUNK LAST NIGHT RIGHT?
Person 2: Wha- Whos Candy?
Person 1: CANDY'S NUTS FIT IN YO-
*Person 2 beats the shit out of Person 1*
deez nuts in ur mouth lmao
Person 2: Wha- Whos Candy?
Person 1: CANDY'S NUTS FIT IN YO-
*Person 2 beats the shit out of Person 1*
deez nuts in ur mouth lmao
by king aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa August 2, 2021
Get the deez nuts in ur mouthmug. When you woman talks to much... whip your penis out and shove it down her throat while you tell her to... KEEP YOUR MOUTH FULL,, VISA VERSA WEMON CAN DO THE SAME...
by allen jinks August 16, 2016
Get the keep your mouth fullmug. SaSanta Clause...Santa Clause...Santa Clause...Santa Clause...is cumming in Jon's Toof. Jiggle Wiggle Squiggle COck!..Jon Bang with 3 whole Cocks and a Sock!...Tickly my toofy, he watches I love Lucy.. He has Worms!
5yr old Punk: I stuck my Pee-Pee in Jon's Mouth Twice b4 he saw me! *Smiles*
Jon: * He overhears the boy and Giggles *
Umm Feg?
Jon: * He overhears the boy and Giggles *
Umm Feg?
by HUMPALITTLEVANIJA April 20, 2005
Get the Whos COcks in Jon's Mouth??mug. A gift horse "lays" gifts, much like the golden goose.
You don't want to know what it eats.
The modern interpretation is corrupted from the original 'given,' not 'gifted.'
To not examine a gift is to ignore subtle compliments or insults, and can be dangerous. Such was the case in the Trojan Horse.
You don't want to know what it eats.
The modern interpretation is corrupted from the original 'given,' not 'gifted.'
To not examine a gift is to ignore subtle compliments or insults, and can be dangerous. Such was the case in the Trojan Horse.
"This roast is delicious. Do you want to go to the slaughterhouse after?" mused Betty.
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth." quipped Martha.
"My girlfriend's taking me out, but I think she got the money from whoring at the truck stop," said Jose.
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth," cautioned Miguel.
(On a chairlift) "Isn't it sad there are no tee pees or buffalo here?" wondered Jane.
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth," snapped Stacie.
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth." quipped Martha.
"My girlfriend's taking me out, but I think she got the money from whoring at the truck stop," said Jose.
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth," cautioned Miguel.
(On a chairlift) "Isn't it sad there are no tee pees or buffalo here?" wondered Jane.
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth," snapped Stacie.
by Assy Cheeks December 12, 2007
Get the Look a gift horse in the mouthmug. A popular party game, many men (ideally 10 or so) gather in a room while one guy gets on his knees blindfolded, then one random guy puts his penis in the blindfolded man's mouth, the blindfolded man must then guess who's in his mouth.
by dickman 2.0 April 11, 2010
Get the Guess who's in my mouthmug.