all crashed out

When you're are so black and exhausted that it isn't possible for you to be just all crunked out.

Man I was gonna go visit my cousin's house but he was all crashed out. Guess I'll just play naked twister to Justin Timberlake music.

by Steve March 16, 2004

jack of all stats

Jack of All Stats is a Standard Character Type in videogames.

The Jack of All Stats is defined by its lack of weaknesses or strengths. It's greatest strength is a lack of weaknesses, but it's greatest weakness is a lack of strengths.

In terms of game balancing, a Jack of All Stats character is pretty good at everything, but it is sub-par when compared to characters that specialize.

If the Jack of All Stats is next to worthless compared to specialized characters, it is instead known as a Master of None.
If the Jack of All Stats is much more powerful than the specialized characters, it is instead known as a Master of All.

"What build you running?"
"I like being good at everything. I'll run a Jack of All Stats."
"Yeah, sure. Have fun being master of none!"

by suntan50 March 30, 2016

All Night Sucker

All Night Sucker: Contrary to the popular song “All Day Sucker,” by Stevie Wonder, An All Night Sucker is the opposite. An All Night Sucker doesn’t give anything for fear of not getting anything back. It’s the other side of the moon that doesn’t show until someone who desperately seeks it flies up and finds out for themselves what wonders an All Night Sucker truly carries.

Oh, Jenna keeps trying to take Jacob to the dance but little does she know he’s an all night sucker. He won’t let anyone take him.

I can’t believe Peter is getting married next month, he was the biggest all night sucker in highschool.

by steviewunderpants February 1, 2021

Know-fuck-all

The opposite of a know-all; a person who behaves as if they know nothing but really is incredibly knowledgeable, to the point of causing annoyance.

"You aced the test yet talk to me as though you failed, such a patronising little know-fuck-all."

by shitstained mattress September 16, 2020

All day breakfast

When a man eats the protein left by the guy who just creampied a woman in a gangbang - or a man who performs fellatio on a lady of the night who has been a client before him

The bloke was so drunk he went down on that hooker and got an all day breakfast

by Snatch2Match February 6, 2020

All Dayja Vú

That feeling where you recognize a song because it was sampled by Girl Talk.

Where have I heard this before?" "Girl Talk sampled it on Night Ripper." "Oh, right! All Dayja Vú, man.

by deckles May 7, 2011

internet all caps

Modern day term for shouting.

You don't need to go all internet all caps to get your point across. If your logic is sound your point stands on it's merits, not the volume of your voice.

by testicles...that is all September 2, 2021