by MaybeARealWord January 26, 2022
An offensive insult used to describe a female that like prefers underweight males, indirectly referencing their intercourse which would resemble a pencil being sharpened.
I saw her in the car with that skeleton-looking kid, you know she's being used as a human pencil sharpener.
by itchycat123 February 15, 2018
NOT THE FUCKING MUSIC GENRE. Jazz is a mistake to human kind. Jazz is typically used as a nickname for the name ‘Jasmine’ bUT WILL RAGE QUIT IF ANYONE DARES CALL THEM JaSmiNe. Jazz is never and will never be a homosexual, contrary to popular belief. They’re hair is shit along with they’re taste and they need to stop eating fat bastard. They could also be considered an “athlete” but not really lolol. Probs dead.
Wow is that Jazz The Human, I have them on snapchat (jazzatthedisco) and instagram (axiom.of.jazz) YOU SHOULD ADD THEM TOO THEY REALLY TICKLE MY PICKLE
by Axiom.of.jazz May 17, 2019
its your mom
by jehrfwholudheiludhw.lqjksqwlus November 17, 2017
Used to refer to people who have the lowest level of awareness of other living beings' welfare, physical and mental, especially animals; including those who exploit animals for their own gains. This word emphasizes how fundamentally connected humans and animals are via the same scientifically defined primate family, in terms of desires (e.g. for freedom, joy) and experience of physical and mental/emotional pain. This is NOT a racial term but rather a counterargument to Speciesism.
by POILKEDS February 08, 2021
The use of hashtags in real life situations. Signified by saying out loud the word "human hashtag" followed by a phrase that would in fact be a hashtag if used on a social networking sight. Often accompanied by the action of laying the pointer and middle fingers of one hand over the pointer and middle fingers of the other hand.
*upon seeing a friend whom you haven't seen in a while *
Dan: "hey Rick"
Rick: "hey Dan, human hashtag long-time-no-see"
Dan: "human hashtag for-real"
Dan: "hey Rick"
Rick: "hey Dan, human hashtag long-time-no-see"
Dan: "human hashtag for-real"
by Dbomb484 November 10, 2013
Ingesting liquid, such as beer, while urinating.
For best results, being properly hydrated prior to attempting the human brita results in colored liquid being ingested while clear liquid being evacuated, thus the human brita.
Extra points for both input and output utilizing cups or glasses.
For best results, being properly hydrated prior to attempting the human brita results in colored liquid being ingested while clear liquid being evacuated, thus the human brita.
Extra points for both input and output utilizing cups or glasses.
Dude, I didn’t want to leave my drink and the restroom line was too long, had to pull a human brita. At least I know I’m hydrated.
by 01011110 October 05, 2017