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Dad

The one guy you can count on to make the worst joke or quip at the right time. While dads may not realize it either, they usually tell the same joke many times without noticing it, subsequently causing their kids (who have to put up with them) to have to laugh awkwardly. They are also usually seen spending way too much time on their phones or iPads playing games like Clash of Clans and Pokemon Go, never missing a war day or Pokestop no matter the situation. While dads may not always know what exactly is going on, or think everything through, they mean well and can give priceless life advice. Happy Father's Day, we love you.
Dad I'm horribly nauseous.
Hi horribly nauseous! I'm dad.
by PreyTheGeyAwey May 11, 2019
mugGet the Dadmug.

Dad

Mommy when is dad gonna be home

Mom;soon honey

13 years later still not home
by Are u suicidal May 11, 2019
mugGet the Dadmug.

My dad

My dad has not been found yet.
by Baby crackhead420x69 June 24, 2022
mugGet the My dadmug.

kinyons dad

Someone who left there kid for a pack of cigarettes and never came back forcing his mom to do everything causing her to drink until she couldnt remember anything causing kinyon to be ugly and retarted
Kinyons dad never came back
by Kinyons dad March 19, 2019
mugGet the kinyons dadmug.

Freds dad

Some nigga that steals people chins while they sleep

#LongChinTribe
I can’t wait for Freds Dad to drop his new album with that Nigga X

Damn that nigga Fred really left me with a wet chin this morning
by Teriyaki Bleach July 8, 2021
mugGet the Freds dadmug.

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