Malakai Burns
Malakai Burns by dom101baller December 18, 2018
Bruce Burnham
the goodest boy ever and he does NOT look like a rat. also he is bo burnhams dog and he is white Chihuahua/Scottish Terrier mix and i love him
Bruce Burnham by Prettymuchbeanz October 22, 2019
Related Words
burn • burner • Burnt • burn out • burninate • burnsick • burnt out • Burning • Burning bush • Burnt toast
Peg-Leg Burnout
When someone driving a car attempts to spin the drive wheels, creating smoke and tire marks (a.k.a. "burnout") but their car has an open differential, so only one wheel spins and the other wheel does nothing.
Bro 1 Did you see Jimmy's peg-leg burnout yesterday?
Bro 2 No but he did it when we were leaving Arby's last week, I bet his right rear tire has no tread left on it.
Bro 1 I tried to tell him he needs an LSD but he said he doesn't do drugs.
Bro 2 What a tool.
Bro 2 No but he did it when we were leaving Arby's last week, I bet his right rear tire has no tread left on it.
Bro 1 I tried to tell him he needs an LSD but he said he doesn't do drugs.
Bro 2 What a tool.
Peg-Leg Burnout by ThirdPedalNirvana March 26, 2018
Mrs. Burns
Me: Man when will Mrs. Burns grade our fucking assignments?
Jessica: I don’t know she’s so fucking lazy.
Jessica: I don’t know she’s so fucking lazy.
Mrs. Burns by Pusylicker92 February 6, 2019
fiddling while Rome burns
To occupy oneself with unimportant matters and neglect priorities during a crisis.
Origin: (The source of this phrase is the story that Nero played the fiddle (violin) while Rome Burned during the Great Fire in AD 64).
Origin: (The source of this phrase is the story that Nero played the fiddle (violin) while Rome Burned during the Great Fire in AD 64).
duskins: "Just waiting for the time to be ideal!"
Zavah: "That time is never going to exist,why are you fiddling while Rome burns?"
duskins: . . . "oh f***." >_<
Zavah: "That time is never going to exist,why are you fiddling while Rome burns?"
duskins: . . . "oh f***." >_<
fiddling while Rome burns by duskins July 17, 2006
oil burner
Term commonly used when refering to a glass pipe that is used to smoke Crystal Meth. The pipes are more commonly refered to as a pizzo. Called an Oil Burner so that they can be legally purchased in a store. Often they are stuffed with a plasted flower of some sort and labeled as a "Mystic Vase". They can actually be used as an oil burner by simplying buying the liquid scented oil and instering into the bowl and going thru the same motions as smoking but rather then enhaling you exhale creating a wounderful smelling atmosphere.
Store clerk:"What can I get for you today?"
Customer:"Ummm can I get an oil burner?"
Store clerk:"would you like the $3 the $6 or the $8 one?"
Customer:"umm..the $3 one"
Store clerk thinks to himself - "damn tweaker"
Customer:"Ummm can I get an oil burner?"
Store clerk:"would you like the $3 the $6 or the $8 one?"
Customer:"umm..the $3 one"
Store clerk thinks to himself - "damn tweaker"
oil burner by |-|0|*i/\/_2_ B_ |)o |* 1 /\/ September 29, 2005
The Burns
Occurring in males after sexual intercourse or masturbation, the inside of the epididymis become inflamed and painful with a burning sensation, likely due to seminal fluid remaining inside the epididymis following ejaculation. The Burns takes time to go away, and men suffering from it should sit on the toilet with their penis aimed down to allow for sufficient drainage. If this is a common problem, you should speak to your doctor.
The Burns by Iron Penguin March 27, 2010