Chris Brown

Verb: To beat up someone,particularly a female. 2) having an altercation within a relationship that results in the total beatdown of one or both parties involved.

"That bitch got on my last nerve so I had to Chris brown her ass!"

"Did you see that fight? That ni**a got Chris Browned!"

by Flyy Girl June 4, 2009

brown-nose

The brown-nose or act of brown-nosing is also when a person removes their pants and underwear and climbs over a sleeping person so that their asshole is approximately 3 inches away from the sleeping person's face. The person performing the act punches the sleeping person in the stomach as hard as possible to wake them up. In theory, the sudden shock of being woken by the punch will cause the sleeper's head to come up and forward, thrusting their nose into the other's ass.

For added 'flavor', the person initiating the act may choose not to wipe after their last bowel movement at which point the act of ''brown-nosing'' can be referred to as the Mexican alarm clock or Sanchez's wakeup call.

1.) Hey lets brown-nose tony

2.) Last night we woke Ryan up with a Mexican Alarm Clock, he was none too pleased!

3.) When Sanchez calls, you have no choice but to answer!

by Thoughtstipated November 11, 2006

chris brown

A verb, meaning to slap around a ho for getting uppity, possibly in a drunk and belligerent fashion.

To my girlfriend, " You buy one more pair of shoes, and I'll Chris Brown yo ass!"

by ohhotttdamnn March 7, 2009

Hash brown

If you don't like someone or don't want to say anything and you can't think of any other words to use so you just say hash brown

"You are such a hash brown!"
"I don't talk to hash browns"
"I can't my hash browns are ready!"

by Foxy&Daphney🐴🐴 February 20, 2017

brown ricer

An african-american ricer

Ja Rule is such a brown ricer

by Not Racist March 19, 2003

Brown Throat

Basically your Alaskan Pipeline, which is poop in a condom frozen for use as a dildo, minus the condom, and now used for practice deep throating.

Yuck, that girl gave amazing head but I think that's because she's a brown throat.
Why do you think that?
Because when I made out with her all I could taste was poop.

by McLovin Life January 1, 2008

Brown Pelican

When a person shoves a fish (of any species, size, etc) into their anus (ass, anal cavity, rectum, poopshoot, etc) -- then proceeds after some time, preferably after the fish has been in long enough to collect anal matter, to "poop" or "Feed" the fish to another person. Reception of the fish should be oral.

AKA

A restaurant in Santa Barbara

Teri and I met a great guy at the club who introduced us to the Brown Pelican -- afterward I really regretted it.

by FawksRawks March 7, 2010