Bread

Bread.Theres all kinds of bread in the world,White bread, Pumpernickel,bagels,And sourdough.Most men like sourdough.Laurenzside is the QUEEN of bread.If you don't know her,type her user on YouTube.

Men:I LOVE sourdough! It's my favorite kind of bread!

Laurenzside:Im the queen of bread! (Laughs in bread queen.)

by Lylalalaappapapapqppq December 18, 2022

Bread Jesus

A man born from Glutensgard that gives bread to the peasents. He is very powerful, and is a CFT Legend. He is the founder of Yeastianity. h t t p s : / / w w w . y o u t u b e . c o m / w a t c h ? v = 3 n u l w J n T A M Q.

Peasent: "Yooooooooo, it's Bread Jesus! Thank you Bread Jesus from the generous gift of the bread."
Bread Jesus: "np"

by GANDU by Bad Lee Rix January 1, 2023

Bread

Imagine cake, but not.

friend 1: "hey dude, wanna go eat some cake???"
friend 2: "no dude, ill stick to bread"

by SHATTERING January 4, 2023

bread

bread is cool, bread is awesome, bred is life

¨I LOVE BREAD¨ - me
¨this definition looks like it was written by bread¨ - someone
they were found dead five minutes later

by sentientbread January 6, 2023

Bread

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by Breadbutbetter February 6, 2023

Bread

Also known as Skinny Bitch, this small man likes to go to the gym to boost his ego (Which needs to be dropped). He is a low level eater, though becomes maxed out when he's baked, eating until he gargles. He is afraid of faggot when he is close to him.

"Why does bread think he's going to eat"
"Skinny Bitch"
"Get off me Bread"

by sooofick February 28, 2023

breadhog

a breadhog is a person who has feedings of mainly bread. usually 8 slices.

what a fat breadhog, he ate the whole loaf.

by tsukasasbf March 1, 2023