beef jerking

jerking off/guy masturbating

friend 1: dude, i have some great porn
friend 2: i'm already beef jerking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)girl( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) March 8, 2018

grinded my mind beef

A computer generated frase from an episode of college humor

Man your theory really grinded my mind beef

by LT-Falcon January 14, 2019

Beef week

When someone is on their period.

Man, there's an iron smelling musk in the air. It must be beef week.

by Neeneejeejee April 11, 2024

Meat flap roast beef deluxe sandwich

Some real good, juicy, wet pussy with long inner labias.

Jon: hey how was it going down on her man?

Leo: man it was like the dream Meat flap roast beef deluxe sandwich! So good!

by TheRealBootylicious December 2, 2023

Beef Dip Buddies

Beef dip buddies are two or more individuals with male genitalia who have had intercourse with the same person.

Yo, we’re beef dip buddies!

by Maz19 January 8, 2022

.9.Hold My Beef.9.

.9.Hold My Beef.9.

.9.Hold My Beef.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 28, 2025

Crunchy Beef

1. An exclamation said when something shocking happens
2. A sarcastic version of the first definition
3. When something great has arrived, you run to them, wave your arms, and exclaim ‘Crunchy Beef!’

1.

-person 1: and you are not the father
-person 2: Crunchy Beef!
2.
-person 1: Our team won!
-person 2: Well Crunchy Beef, isn’t that just great!
3.
This one is pretty explanatory

by Mac ‘n Mayo October 6, 2019