incognito asshole

A person who was an asshole to you, but the rest of the world either doesn't care or doesn't know about it, or denies the fact that the person did it. It's usually a person who is a popular or at least a well-liked person taking advantage of their social status and using other people lower on the totem pole to get what they want. You can find an incognito asshole or two at your local middle or high school.

"Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked my pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, "Hey, that's mine!" I got several dirty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. FML" is a great example of an incognito asshole.

Another example would be:

Person 1: Ricky, that scumbag, stole my phone!

Person 2: What are you talking about? That's Ricky's new cell phone.

Person 1: I don't care what you say, Ricky's an incognito asshole!

by The solitary definer May 26, 2013

Asshole Zombie

A person who walks around with a grumpy and unpleasant facial expression, and very unwelcoming when someone else tries to interact with that person.

Why are there so many asshole zombies in this area?

by anonymous May 12, 2025

Asshole

everyone was defining the word "asshole" as people who are being assholes, I'm going to define THE asshole.

the g spot, in males and females.
also, a magical place that makes you feel good.

"yo dude, your asshole is so tight!"
"no homo though lol"

by aaaqqqqqaaaaaa October 15, 2023

Asshole

it’s used to have anal sex

timmy: hey do u have an asshole
shelly: yea

timmy: wanna do anal

shelly: yes

by vampiahbitch March 28, 2021

Asshole Level

The level to which a person is considered an asshole. Generally on a scale from 1 - 10.
1: Ass
2: Putz
3: Gouche
4: Bunghole
5: Douchebag
6: Chode
7: Ass Clown
8: Dickbyte
9: Son of a Bitch
10: Completely Fucking Worthless

"That guy has like 50 bumper stickers on his car. His asshole level is at least a 7!"

by Sweenus007 May 22, 2024

asshole

a person who ditches her gf and tells her shes replacable

john is a asshole to his gf

by jnfkjdsfndsfn December 2, 2017

Tear asshole

The act of releasing a rather large and unpleasant smelling fart

Did you just tear asshole?

by Chickmagnet112 August 22, 2021