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Thomas Jeffery

Is an 18 year old racist nonce who likes to face fuck little boys on tuesday evenings. Hes a heavily religious church boy who had his cherry popped by a big black man in the church bathroom (by choice). he now fingers his own ass whilst jelqing to videos of babies being circumsised.
I Thomas Jeffery'd your mum
by Ciara Reed February 26, 2025
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Thomas briel

A bitch ass hoe con artist that doesn’t pay for his kids broke ass nigger that likes to spend all his money on feeding himself dates a red head bitch that’s ugly as fuck and says she can have kids but she can’t favorites his son over his daughter and left after she was born then came back when he saw that she was going to be better then his son that is taking after him and she is very independent
by Regayboiii April 28, 2020
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Thomas

a kid who one day says his laptop is his girlfriend, than his dad, than his son, than his wife and then his momo. he is a fuckwit who thinks he can kill a person with his bare hands but can lose to the weakest person in the world to an arm wrestle. he will flinch at anything. he is scared of go karts and says his family is so rich there house is made of marble. this means Thomas is a fucking liar with no life. if you find this Thomas or anyone like him. fucking shank them with a fucking blunt ass spoon till they can barely breath than jump on to them and slam them into the ground and have them choke on his blood.
look at the fag Thomas, lets shank him with a blunt ass spoon
by masteroakwee April 3, 2022
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Thomas

A big cunt who doesn’t have respect for anyone besides the leader and sucks his dick. He also brag about having a girlfriend that doesn’t even like him.
You know that guy Thomas yeah hes a bitch
by Aids26363 December 3, 2018
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Thomas

A hot person usually someone you want to fuck. He probably has a 10 foot dick and clay yeezys
OMG I want to fuck Thomas till his dick falls off.
by starlorddd November 20, 2019
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Thomas

a guy who loves to play bass, metaphorically and physically. he loves to fiddle with the strings. He thinks that taylor swift is a satanic worshiper when he himself is.
Thomas played bass to summon a demon made of seamen.
by seamandeman1234 May 12, 2024
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Jayden Thomas Conine

The worlds greatest boyfriend. Very kind, always willing to listen and always trying to help. Even though he has his own emotional, and physical problems, he is still a very kind, old soul.
by EnidsBerryFarm October 2, 2022
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