Clap wood

Masturbating

Man I woke up with morning wood and had to clap wood for it to subside.

by Ultimate Underdog February 5, 2026

Tracey Wood

When something doesn’t work properly and/or fails to be useful. In short, worthless.

The tv is Tracey Wood. I can’t even get it to turn on. Time to throw it out with the trash.

by TayYay March 9, 2025

George woodcock

Fat fuck with immense knob cheese

Like it's that fatso george woodcock

by jon1xx March 30, 2025

Charles Woodburn

To play Teamfight Tactics with a second account that is meant to come last

They are Charles Woodburning in my TFT game

by Poskdanksdas April 10, 2025

First Wood Phenomenon

This is when a girl is magnetically attracted to the first guy who penetrated her.

Aliyah has the First Wood Phenomenon she can't get him out her head... it's been yearss

by DefineUrbaaanWrds May 8, 2025

Anthony Wood

THIS IS DA FREAKIEST NIGGA ON EARTH IF YU SEE HIM HE MIGHT JS FUCK YU HE MIGHT EAT YOUR PUSSY SUCK YOUR TITTIES AND DO ALL OF THE FREAKIEST SHIT ON EARTH

da Boul Anthony wood is a freak a big ass freak

by dabender May 8, 2025

A woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood

The answer I gave all the children in my elementary classes. Would you?

A child turned to Maddisson. The excitement on their face comparable to her typical stance of life: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?

Maddisson was calmer than usual. The sentence was nothing new to her. Her answer became clear after few asks: a woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood.

by Maryjanesasshole May 29, 2025