Willy Willow

The act of carefully inserting long public hairs into the urethra, in the hopes of creating a tree looking object when erect.

Should have seen the willy willow I had going on for the missus last night mate.

by HermannHriedersson April 22, 2022

willy spectrum

The 'Willy spectrum' or possibly 'Dick spectrum' is the scale at which a penis is defined and measured by it pleasurebility and size, starting at one extreme and ending at another.

Sarah explained to Alice, the day after her one night stand, that Clive's dick was probably average on the willy spectrum because although it was pretty sizeable he didn't really know how to use it too well.

by Broom handle June 17, 2016

Willy churn

When you suck a guy off and swirl your tongue

"We all love willies, it's the way that they're churned"
"Imogen, give me one of them willy churns"

by Mazzyyyyyyy November 4, 2012

Arkansas Wet Willie

The Arkansas Wet Willie is where you go down to Booneville, Arkansas and go "mudding". While you are mudding you stop mid-way and start to have sexual intercouse. When finished, you go back to "mudding".

Me and Jessica just got done doing the ol' Arkansas Wet Willie

by Stinky_Pinkyyyyyy00 September 10, 2024

Dirty Willy

The act of nutting on your right pointer finger and insterting it in a persons asshole.

My cousin wanted me to nutt on her finger so she can put it in my ass. She called this a Dirty Willy.

by Jack sing-off October 3, 2020

John Willy

A British man’s penis.

After a spot of tea, I rode his John Willy.

by Brownald December 31, 2021

Chicken Willie

An old term for someone that is too chicken to correct someone when they’re doing the wrong thing.

Old Person “hey go tell them to stop talking. They’re too loud.”
Young person “that’s above my pay grade.”
Old Person “don’t be such a Chicken Willie. Chicken Willie!”

by Old Timer September 21, 2023