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Washboard Chub

A type of boner you get from driving down rough, unpaved roads, where the vibration of the vehicle causes you to get hard without anything sexy happening.
"Are we almost to the gun range?!"

"I hope so man, i gots MAD washboard chubbery going on right now, no homo..."
by Godberd November 19, 2019
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Washed Up

When you were once good at something, but your friends have gotten better than you and you can no longer beat them at anything.

Similar to One-Hit-Wonder, but had a little more limelight.
Tyler used to beat me at Super Smash Bro's Ultimate, but now that i've started trying, hes become washed up
by whatdidyousaybro February 7, 2020
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Washateria

Laundromat for the southeast parts of the united states.
Betty> lets go to the Washateria

Laura> you mean Laundromat?

Betty> what?
by GoobaGoobaDued September 22, 2020
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washerandbriar

You chose 3 people over me:,( pissypissy
Washerandbriar is a twink
by Bootycheecks mcgee March 5, 2021
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peer washer

Someone who only washes their hands in the bathroom if there are others present in the bathroom to avoid being thought of as a non-washer.
- "That was a pretty quick run to the bathroom"
- "I didn't see the need to wash my hands, no one else was in there"
- "Does that make a difference?"
- "Of course I don't want anyone to think that I'm a non-washer"
- "So you're a peer washer, which makes you a sneaky nasty bastard, and keep your hands off of my Pez!!!"
by RomanGod August 2, 2007
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to use the shower massager to wash your taint and or buttocks without the need for a hand towel.
After going to Burning Man for a week and only having access to Wet Wipes and porta potties with single-ply toilet paper, my first shower was amazing. I was pressure washing the undercarriage for a few minutes before I stopped feeling like a primate.
by partytrap October 12, 2010
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Campfire Washday

This is the Futile attempt to wash the Campfire smell out of your clothes when you get home from a camping trip.
Person 1: What are you gonna do when you get home?
Person 2: Campfire washday.
Person 1:......*sniffs clothes*
Person 2: Exactly.
by Thrilhouse? April 2, 2011
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