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Uncle Eddie

When you go to a tattoo shop and tell the artist you want a tattoo in your pubic area. Then leave immediately once they've shaved your genitals.
I'm ready for my date! Needed a trim so I pulled an Uncle Eddie at a tattoo shop and dipped out!
by Antonioestamuerto May 25, 2024
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Uncle Suit

A uncle suit is a sweatsuit / tracksuit. But it’s more baggy and slouchy. The most important thing about an uncle suit is the top and bottom matches. Uncle suits can be made out of silk, cashmere, cotton, spandex, or anything as long as the top and bottom matches.
Person 1: “that’ a sexy uncle suit you got on!”

Person 2: “Thanks its monrow
by Jhenè 🦋 June 7, 2024
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unclend

the opposite of clend.
meaning: opening my eyes
after waking up i unclended my eyes
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unclend

opposite of clending
Meaning: opening my eyes
after i woke up i unclended
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Uncle Franked

The act of subjecting food, particularly kebabs, to a questionable culinary practice, this involves retrieving discarded kebab parts from the bin and reassembling them, replicating the controversial method practiced by a shop with the same name. It results in a meal with uncertain origins and potential gastrointestinal repercussions.
We ordered a kebab from that dodgy place down the road, and I swear they Uncle Franked it. I found bits of mystery meat in there that I'm pretty sure came straight from the bin.
by Suttleacees June 12, 2024
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Uncle Howdy

He is nothing. He is all of us
He is nothing. He is all of us
He is nothing. He is all of us
He is nothing. He is all of us
He is nothing. He is all of us
He is nothing. He is all of us

He is nothing. He is all of us
He is nothing. He is all of us
Person 1: Dude, have you ever seen Uncle Howdy?
Person 2:
by Hello. ⭕ June 12, 2024
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Uncle Dave

The act of simultaneously drinking, smoking, and gambling, much as Uncle Dave used to do.
And all the dead Uncle Dave’s gather around a heavenly kitchen table. They light up cigarettes and they begin to talk. They talk about how they never got a break. How their parents didn’t love them. And their children were ungrateful. They talk about how the government screwed them out of money and they just missed out on a big job. - George Carlin

I pulled an Uncle Dave last night and my head feels like it's been put through a blender.
by jason_litty July 2, 2024
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