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Turdle head

It’s like the highest peak of a mountain, but in turd form. When you are about to shit yourself because the turd is so close to coming out.
Bro, I have a massive turdle head!
by Fartmaster101 June 9, 2018
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tuortle

A turtle wearing clothes, usually green space suit.
Look it's a Tuortle
by Tuortle October 27, 2020
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turtled

when receiving oral sex and then your legs get lifted and the person starts eating your ass leaving you stuck on your back with your anus in the air (like a turtle).
She was sucking my cock but then I got turtled.
by j smoove operator January 23, 2010
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teenage mutant ninja turtles

Best show in da frickin' world... About 4 turtles with deadly martial art weapons. Like Nunchuku, Bo staff, Sai and Katana. Pretty cool shite there man!
They, Liked pizza man. They also fought the almighty shredder!

TMNT! This best show in this frickin' world... Owns all those homo face shows now a days

So.. What da shell?
teenage mutant ninja turtles best show ever.. They could own Dragon ball Z and all those power rangers and that homo face ben 10 crap! Thats the facts jack..
by God321 December 27, 2006
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turgle

verb - also turgling, turgled, turgles.
proper noun - also Turgler.

Contraction of turd burglar or turd burgler. A person who is a turd burglar (i.e. using various acts, one who robs another person of his/her ability to shat. akin to a "psyche out" in baseketball). Typically a male turd burglar uses the act to establish dominance through intimidation within the bathroom environment. Often used as a verb in the past tense when complaining about others or bragging about onesself.
With a loud and sudden release of gas and feces, John turgled the other guy in the bathroom. Shortly afterward the other guy quickly wiped, flushed and then left the bathroom without washing his hands.

Why did he even try the stall door? I know he could see me sitting in there. That bastard had turgling on his mind, no doubt.

Hey, it's Turgle (refering to Mike).
by Big Jux October 8, 2005
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Turtles on the runway

Code words for "drunk pilot".
David Letterman's flight could not take off due to turtles on the runway.
by Saraa Palin August 3, 2009
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Turtled

To be appeoached in a sexual manner become paralyzed, curl up, and rolling over on your back to protect yourself
The bosses wife was getting a little handsie and turtled Heidi.
by Shell game December 21, 2017
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