Large Rock

Unlike a regular rock this rock is much bigger it smaller than a boulder.

Tom:”I was in the woods and I saw a Large Rock”.
Larry:”Dang dude did it have moss on it”.
Tom:”It had a lot”

by A possum possum December 31, 2020

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Walmart Rock

The type generic "hard rock" that all has the same over produced and polished sound. This insipid pointless music always manages to sound heavy yet incredibly soft all the same time. Perfectly smoothed over and silky in the worst possible way. Every singer has the same generic throaty "rock voice" thanks to the wonders of modern production techniques. It's the most risk averse genre of music since boy bands. They may try to sound "different" by adding something like a string section or piano breaks, but it's all hopelessly terrible. This is the mind of music you would find in the rock/metal section of your local midwest Walmart. Bands include but most certainly aren't limited to Skillet, 3 Days Grace, Seether, Buck Cherry, Alter Bridge, Chevelle, Nickleback, Trapt, 3 Doors Down, Stained, Daughtry, etc etc wash, rinse, repeat. Cut, copy, paste.

Bro: "Hey man, would you like to go see the Skillet show with me tonight"

Person with taste: "Why on earth would I want to go see a crappy Walmart Rock band?"

by Pickled Fish Lips March 30, 2020

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