A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fucked up.
by pureownage54 December 21, 2008

to be goated is to be alan. goated is not the greatest of all time, but rather refers to slight definitions you can think of yourself. In the inc class of "26, goated is used as an everyday vocabluary in order to distinguish and define the best from extrodinary. when it comes to alan though, goated has a different meaning entirely.
by andromeda_771 June 2, 2022

'You are Goated bro'
by YTDEZZA December 3, 2019


The act of tucking your package back and in between your legs, right after successfully dropping a deuce and failing to wipe away the remaining poop. This is a more disgusting variation of "The Goat", a move made popular by the cast if the movie "Waiting".
by the stanky leg April 5, 2009

by ghfhhmhgguygdfyjrthghrt June 17, 2019

The Goat is definitely Messi. Penaldo fans go away
It is Definitely not Penaldo the Goat of all sheep’s
It is Definitely not Penaldo the Goat of all sheep’s
Everyone knows that the Messi is Goat
by Lebron James/ November 29, 2023
