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Chinese Bath-house

a house full of horny gay nudist's. usually involving at least 10 or 11 people.
Dave: Man, my apartment complex just turned into a Chinese bath-house.

Homosexual male: Hey, wanna come to my Chinese bath-house? its gonna be a riot!

Chuck: my room-mate just turned our dorm into a Chinese bath-house
by KaSplosion November 26, 2011
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one house relationship

When a romantic relationship takes place in predominately one parties house.
Alyssa and Andrew have been dating for three months, Andrew has stayed at Alyssa's house three times since they started dating; and Alyssa stays at Andrew's house at least 3 times a week. Andrew and Alyssa partake in a one house relationship.
by a.kt August 6, 2011
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Chode-House Grill

Where a group of chodes go to eat after a day of acting like a complete and total chode-master
Hey man lets go! I'm ready to eat some chodeitas at Chode-House Grill
by chodejagger October 6, 2011
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Joe Mama's house

Well, let me tell you about Joe Mama's house, a real gem in Branson, Missouri. It's like a trove of "unique handcrafted designs" – or as we like to call them, "Meth Masterpieces" – courtesy of the one and only Tasha, the Meth Madam of the Night.

You walk in there, and you're scratching your head, wondering, "How on earth did they cram all this junk into one place?" Let me spill the beans. The secret ingredient here is none other than Meth! Yep, you heard me right, Meth! Tasha and her squad of Meth Monkeys are like Santa Claus on steroids, sneaking into local businesses and homes while you're counting sheep, just to swipe your stuff.

They haul it all back to Joe Mama's house, where a team of highly "tweaked out" individuals (and I don't mean they're just sipping on energy drinks) start stripping it down and slapping on a fresh coat of paint. It's like a makeover show, but instead of fashion, it's stolen goods getting a facelift.

So, if you're missing something, or you're pretty darn sure it's been swiped, don't call the cops just yet. Just mosey on down to Joe Mama's house, and chances are, you'll find your missing goods right there, between a "Painted" toaster and a "one-of-a-kind" lamp that probably once belonged to your grandma. Meth-tastic!
When I visited Joe Mama's house in Branson, Missouri, I couldn't help but laugh at the sheer madness of it all – it's like a meth-fueled episode of 'Antiques Roadshow' where Tasha and her gang of Meth Monkeys turn stolen goods into 'Meth-tastic' madness! Tasha and her gang of Meth Monkeys pull off heists on the sly, then work their magic to turn stolen goods into something 'new' to resell. So, if you've lost something or suspect it's been pinched, you might just find it at Joe Mama's house
by Demanding Leatherguy October 7, 2023
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My House Man

A man who comes to your house when the lights are turned off
“Hey bill, they Lights just went off
OH NO THE MY HOUSE MAN AHDIDKDJDJX
by My House Man February 22, 2020
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it gets crazy in the house

when shit hits the fan and you can do nothing but acknowledge, accept, and move forward
Francois: *shouting* "OH NO! My weird nephew just streaked my wedding! He’s 37!"
Janet: "You know what they say, *whispering yoda voice looking dead into your soul* it gets crazy in the house."
by hehe2116 April 28, 2020
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school house rocked

To beat an oppenent hands down with out much effort. An undisputed victory. See like it aint no thing
John school house rocked Kevin Arrow in an Email war.
by John Y November 19, 2003
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