Mom and dad

Family member

Hey mom and dad

by Airforce1 February 11, 2022

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits. What I like to call the revenge your body is getting on you for drinking too much the night before.

“Dads have arrived.”
“I’m going to be a minute, I have the dads real bad.”
“Dads are in full swing”

by Heyheyheyitsjohnaaaay June 15, 2019

A good dad

Not Thanos

‘He yeeted his daughter of a cliff for a cliff for a shiny rock and tortured the other he’s not a good dad’
‘Sir this is 911’

by Shhhhhh the slaves are sleepin December 5, 2019

Your DAD

It is often a offensive joke as people will cry about it.

guy#1: hey when it it friday?
guy#2: when is your dad coming back?

guy#1: when is it the end of the lesson
guy#2 when is your dad going to come back?

by Heres_Jonny February 10, 2022

Dad

A person that went to the store and never came back

Son-Omg is that my Dad
Dad- runnnnn

by Dance21 November 26, 2019

Dina's Dad

One of the greatest men on Earth since Danny Devito. British American guy who is perhaps a rabbi (We'll never know). Probably likes Billie Eyelash or something. We'll never know.

"Is Dina's Dad a rabbi? We'll never know"

by instantnoodlesoup October 7, 2019

Karaoke Dad

When Andrew and Sherrie meet at karaoke, and Sherrie is my mom, Andrew is her bestie and they are now karaoke couple hahahaha

Karaoke dad/ husband - Andrew and Sherrie are a karaoke couple which makes me, the daughter karaoke kid.

by Angelawithhandles July 24, 2025