Straight Business

The act of masturbating without any available lubricant. For variation, see Risky, Unholy, Slippery, and Funny Business.

Jake: Man, I'm about to go Straight Business when I get home.

Brandon: Dude! Vaseline Men is 2.99 on special!

by helen eastefon April 8, 2011

Super Straight

a normal person

A : Would you date a trans woman
B : Nah, I'm super straight
A : What is that mean?
B : That means i'm a normal person who attracted to real woman

by TheManWithName March 11, 2021

Super straight

An attraction to ALL women.

Guy 1: I am straight, I am only attracted to cis women.
Guy 2: Well, I am Super straight, I am attracted to ALL women.

by Not an incel buddy April 20, 2021

super straight

a straight man that also does not date transgender people (men --> women) this is a completely valid and correct sexuality, and it should not be joked about.

1: hey im super straight!

2: thats cool, i bet you get alot of bitches

1: wanna fuck?

2: oh fuck yeah x

by the sexiest person March 28, 2022

Super straight

When someone with XY chromosomes are only attracted to people with XX chromosomes and vice versa.

Friend :”Would you date my trans friend Topia”
Me : ”no sorry I am actually super straight”

by 🈹️🈸️🈵️🈶️🈯️🈳️🈷️ March 6, 2021

Straight Pride Month

January is the month to recognize and support the straight people

The Straight Pride Month Parade is set for January 25, 2023.

by hdsbffsijddfbbfbeubf November 11, 2022

Full Straight Homo

A person who tries to act completely straight but is actually very homosexual in nature.

Michael: "I am entirely straight. I am fully straight."
Cheng: "Yeah, a Full Straight Homo"

by The Bdogs February 12, 2007