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sephoria

sephora + euphoria

the happy feeling when you enter/buy things from sephora
Person: *walks into sephora*
Person: “I’m experiencing true sephoria right now!”
by table toe November 19, 2023
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Shepherdian Speech

A person of authority using falsehoods as a method of de-escalation, to avoid conflict and guide the conversation in an attempt to shine light on their accomplishments.
Just sat through another meeting that could have been an email, his Shepherdian Speech added an hour to the meeting, and nothing was accomplished.
by Captain Commander Sir February 11, 2024
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stechu

mingune look at that stechu
by stroke meat February 11, 2024
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Shepherdstown

A place for people who love the small town feeling but can't stand any of the people from said small towns. In other words, a DC colony in the middle of Red West Virginia. Also know for being expensive as fuck.
Thank God we moved to Shepherdstown from DC. We can live in peace while shitting on those MAGA peckerwoods in neighboring Martinsburg.
by Beefboss23 February 14, 2024
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sephora kid

A girl between the age of 8-12. She most of the time has a Stanley and makes fun of the people who don’t. She goes to Sephora and buys drunk elephant. Most importantly she wrecks everything in sight by making “skincare smoothies” and breaking the testers of the makeup.
by Nonbinary chicken February 22, 2024
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sephora kid

a little shit of ages between 7 and 12 who destoys testers and screams drunk elephant everytime they see one of their products, usually in groups of 5 or 6, they also have deadbeat parents, are a subspecies of gen alpha
Sephora kid: oh my gahd theres a sephora we have to stoppp
dude A : what is that?
Dude B: a sephora kid they only want skincare and shit
by Spilled tea stain March 1, 2024
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Sephora kids

People who have went to the drunk elephant aisles in Sephora and spreads other products all over the top of the drunk elephant product-
Sephora kids: *using the Sephora samples and messing them up*
Sephora employees: wtf
by PuffyWuffyUwU March 5, 2024
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