by scott January 30, 2004
Get the wreck shotmug. by bean sauce October 23, 2003
Get the shot guymug. Once the guy had his back turned, Lindsay couldn't decide if she'd rather put a hammer or pickaxe in his head, stick him in the back with a knife, or shoot him in the back. She decided if he was shot in the back, her odds of not getting caught were the best of the three options.
by Solid Mantis December 24, 2019
Get the Shot in the backmug. term used to describe when a male pulls his penis out of a womans mouth and ejaculates in the womans mouth during foreplay or sexuall activity.which normally drips over the eye.
by ratman September 2, 2003
Get the money shotmug. To fail suddenly, unexpectedly and humourously without you or other surrounding parties initially realising your mistake.
*Following a breif period of silence where it dawns on everyone what an idiot Robin has just been*
Stu: Hey man, you're an idiot, you shot a cow on that one!
Stu: Hey man, you're an idiot, you shot a cow on that one!
by RTO October 30, 2005
Get the You Shot a Cowmug. You get out a pump bottle of lotion. You are priming the pump, but, you are too busy looking at your face in the mirror to realize there is a lotion booger in the nozzle of the dispenser.
While you think the nozzle is still shooting blanks, the first shot of lotion, deflected by the lotion booger in the nozzle, shoots sideways causing a FAUX CUM SHOT to appear at the bottom of your blouse! Hopefully, you will notice it before you get to work, go shopping, or visit someone.
by Martha "jail-bird" Stewart January 1, 2007
Get the faux cum shotmug. Damn, that bitch Jamie is a freak. I gave her a shot of everclear and she said she wanted a Texas Seed Shot
by Splooge April 17, 2006
Get the Texas Seed Shotmug.