Rush roll 

When a comment on a blog references a supposed Rush Limbaugh comment or video, with hotlink, that - rather than lead to a Rush clip - instead leads to a video of the auto-fellating walrus (on Youtube or the Sadly No! site's post "Sometimes a Walrus is Just a Walrus" that first introduced the pseudo-controversy over Chris Matthews referring to Rush as an "underwater Walrus").

I thought I was going to see Limbaugh delivering a profound insight, but the link turned out to be nothing but a Rush roll...

Rush roll by Shackd April 28, 2010

goose roll 

when a drunk "goose cock" curls into a ball and rolls down a hill.

Nick got all "goose cocked" last night and "goose rolled" down a hill

goose roll by JuggaloDAB theREALone July 5, 2011

LOL-ROLL 

Laughing out loud so hard you roll off of your bed.

A-DIZZLE says: GUYS STOP!
A DIZZLE says: I'M LOLLING SO HARD I ROLLED OFF MY BED.
PowerRanger™ says: LOL-ROLL!

LOL-ROLL by PowerRanger™ July 6, 2011

cry-roll 

Combinination of cry and eye-roll. An expression used when one is both touched and disgusted/exasperated at human-interest schmaltz.

I couldn't help but cry-roll at the story of millions of dollars being raised for charity in honor of a dead 9-year-old girl's wish.

cry-roll by Breakfast Taco July 27, 2012

emergency roll 

The act of rolling a blunt in the dire situation that no else know how to effectively do it. The urgency to smoke over takes the desire for a well rolled blunt.

Friend: I've got the weed. Who wants to roll?

Other Friend: No one here knows how to roll bro.

Friend: Damn, all I can do is emergency roll! Guess we gotta deal.

emergency roll by TheFezz April 15, 2014

hiroshima roll 

When a man shits on a woman's breast then proceeds to motorboat them.

"Dude that bitch is nasty, she wanted me to give her a hiroshima roll."

hiroshima roll by hiroshima roll October 16, 2014

Swine Roll 

When you shit yourself and roll in it.

He was living on the edge, holding back those turds at work, then managed to do a swine roll at the gym doing Yoga.

Swine Roll by plopsicle September 30, 2015